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    August, 2008

    你确定是猪大肠不是人肠子?

    我落荒而逃

         给我妈打电话


    给我妈打电话

        :老娘,你女儿和男朋友分手了
         老娘:为什么?
        我:他得了性病,而且很有可能得败血症,白血病,还会提前衰老,神经错
    乱,最重要的是,这个病没办法治,虽然现在看起来和普通人一样,但是,里面全烂

         老娘:靠,会不会传染?
        我:不会,但是治不好
     
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         这孩子,重情义,
     
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     生活还是要继续的,我深知,只有最亲爱的,对你的伤,你的痛才会心疼,
    会爱惜你,可是在看客和不爱你的人眼里
         你的伤痕和痛苦,在他们看来就是AV戏
     
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    我一直是一个坚强的人,基本上没有什么能
    打倒我,何况还是一个男人    无聊啊,在家打扫卫生,自然是蓬头垢面,靠
     
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    其实要不要把他找回来
     

     我讲个故事你听听好不好?开头很恐怖哦,过程很搞笑,结局很悲惨
        ??????
        从前,有一个鬼,他放了一个屁,然后他死了
     
    嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎,啊~~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
    笑完了
        我告诉他,你刚才说的话,比我的笑话还要可笑

     
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    我是个,,猪大肠和人肠子混淆又矜持又不想找比自己大好几岁老处女非要每天打飞机的男人 

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